*Mila is laughing her face off, eating popcorn. Just popcorn? Fear not; the fact that the popcorn is purple, covered in wasabi, and smells like bacon proves her to be the genuine article ( Read more... )

*Mila is in the cafeteria, reading the paper. Beside her is a notebook filled with intricate plans that appear to involve a chandelier, ten gallons of red paint, a pile of balsa wood taller than she is, and possibly dinosaurs. She's adding to the notes as she reads ( Read more... )